The Sugarland Express

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5 Words: Thankfully, Spielberg got much better.
1 Number: 3

Up

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5 Words: I can't downplay: Uplifting! Uproarious!
1 Number: 9

Up the Yangtze

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5 Words: Fascinating faux-documentary of Chinese underclass.
1 Number: 8

Twilight

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5 Words: Their skin... shines... "like diamonds"....
1 Number: 2

The Last Starfighter

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5 Words: Some "classics" are solely nostalgia.
1 Number: 3

Shackleton

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5 Words: Somehow made "harrowing" seem "bearable".
1 Number: 4

Role Models

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5 Words: Like masturbation: predictable yet enjoyable.
1 Number: 6

Star Trek

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5 Words: It made me a trekkie.
1 Number: 9

What Just Happened

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5 Words: Hollywood gives itself a reach-around.
1 Number: 1

Get Smart

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5 Words: I've seen dumber action comedies.
1 Number: 6