Sunday, July 22, 2007

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

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5 Words: Slightly better than the first.
1 Number: 7

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

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5 Words: Wonderfully creative story. Horrible acting.
1 Number: 6

Talk To Her

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5 Words: Twisted like only Almodóvar can
1 Number: 8

Friday, July 20, 2007

Elektra

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5 Words: Not completely stupid. But almost.
1 Number: 4

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Surf's Up

5 Words: Captivating computer animation documentary. Encore!
1 Number: 7

Shooter

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5 Words: Modern day Rambo (with friends).
1 Number: 7

The Prestige

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5 Words: One of 2006's best movies.
1 Number: 10

Live Free or Die Hard

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5 Words: Gloriously stupid action. Die already.
1 Number: 5

Tristan and Isolde

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5 Words: Braveheart and Knight's Tale wannabe.
1 Number: 4

Evan Almighty

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5 Words: As funny as the Bible.
1 Number: 3

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Ratatouille

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5 Words: Beautiful rats, you bore children.
1 Number: 7

Transformers

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5 Words: More than meets the eye.
1 Number: 7

Monday, July 2, 2007

Audition

5 Words: Disturbing, incoherent, slow-building, stylishly pointless
1 Number: 4

Sicko

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5 Words: Depressingly fantastic. I'm now emigrating.
1 Number: 8

Sunday, July 1, 2007

Once

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5 Words: Best musical I've ever seen.
1 Number: 9