Aguirre: The Wrath of God

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5 Words: Gotta love crazed German conquistadors!
1 Number: 7

Ice Age 2: The Meltdown

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5 Words: Animated creatures phone it in.
1 Number: 5

Next

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5 Words: ...and Philip Dick rolls over.
1 Number: 4

Crazy Love

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5 Words: Basically, an extended Dateline story.
1 Number: 6

The Battle of Shaker Heights

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5 Words: Project Greenlight + Beouf = Adequate Entertainment!
1 Number: 7

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

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5 Words: Why did I even bother?
1 Number: 3

Riding Giants

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5 Words: Self-congratulatory surf dudes talk history.
1 Number: 7

The Hoax

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5 Words: Gere detracts from compelling story.
1 Number: 6

1408

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5 Words: Disappointing... even with low expectations.
1 Number: 4

Michael Clayton

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5 Words: Legal thriller -- without a courtroom!
1 Number: 8

The Ex

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5 Words: Smacks of being rewritten... repeatedly.
1 Number: 3