Friday, May 29, 2009

Role Models


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5 Words: Like masturbation: predictable yet enjoyable.
1 Number: 6

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Star Trek


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5 Words: It made me a trekkie.
1 Number: 9

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

What Just Happened


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5 Words: Hollywood gives itself a reach-around.
1 Number: 1

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Get Smart


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5 Words: I've seen dumber action comedies.
1 Number: 6

Monday, May 11, 2009

The Reader


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5 Words: Interesting exploration of society's morality.
1 Number: 7

Friday, May 8, 2009

Let the Right One In


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5 Words: Prepubescent vampire love -- not Twilight.
1 Number: 7

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Choke


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5 Words:  Discombobulating directing distracts disturbing debauchery.
1 Number: 5

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

The Fall


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5 Words: Overlooked gem of enthralling beauty.
1 Number: 9

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Glass: A Portrait of Philip in Twelve Parts


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5 Words: Captures the great composer's mindset.
1 Number: 9

Monday, May 4, 2009

The House Bunny


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5 Words: Just what you'd have expected.
1 Number: 1

Friday, May 1, 2009

Beyond the Mat


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5 Words: The Wrestler plagiarized this documentary.
1 Number: 7