The Chronicals of Narnia: Prince Caspian

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5 Words: Clean, wholesome violence for children.
1 Number: 5

Recount

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5 Words: Painful... but glad I watched.
1 Number: 8

Definitely, Maybe

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5 Words: Romantic comedy you'll enjoy, probably.
1 Number:  7

Helvetica

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5 Words: Documentaries + The Long Tail = Boredom
1 Number: 2

Son of Rambow

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5 Words:  Too concerned with being quirky.
1 Number: 5

Step Brothers

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5 Words: I enjoyed the poster more.
1 Number: 2

Sex and the City: The Movie

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5 Words: Stupid Overwritten Melodrama: The Movie
1 Number: 2

Run Fatboy Run

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5 Words: 80s movie without the fun.
1 Number: 2

Quantum of Solace

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5 Words: A quantum of plot comprehension.
1 Number: 6

Postal

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5 Words: Lowest of the Low Brow.
1 Number: 1

5 Movies Without Reviews

You'd think that it would be easy to come up with a five word review for a movie.  You'd think that, and you'd be right.  Nonetheless, there is a small list of movies that I have seen and yet cannot come up with a proper review.  That's where you come in -- I'm putting a call out for your five word reviews.

The films for your consideration are:

Be Kind Rewind                     The Mist 

Hairspray

     Enchanted                  Dog Day Afternoon

Please put your reviews in the comments!

4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days

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5 Words: Abortion + Communism = Unbelievably Bleak Material
1 Number: 8

Religulous

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5 Words: Just what I've always thought.
1 Number: 7

The Rape of Europa

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5 Words: Illuminating but oftentimes unremarkably dry.

1 Number: 5

We Own the Night

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5 Words: Cop/drug dramas are so passé.
1 Number: 4

Burn After Reading

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5 Words: Not anyone to root for.
1 Number: 6

Young at Heart

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5 Words: "Aren't old people so adorable?"
1 Number: 5

The Visitor

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5 Words: Too preachy for my tastes.
1 Number: 4

Reprise

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5 Words: Beautifully shot, inexplicably appealing characters.
1 Number: 8

Pineapple Express

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5 Words: Stoner action -- not my genre.
1 Number: 4

Short Cuts

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5 Words: Humdrum adult relationship drama drivel.
1 Number: 3

Shaolin Soccer

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5 Words: Rich world of zany ninja-soccer.
1 Number: 6

Hellboy II: The Golden Army

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5 Words: Beautiful effects... but apathetic story.
1 Number: 5

21

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5 Words: About 45 minutes too long.
1 Number: 5

Made

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5 Words: Vince Vaughn is almost insufferable.
1 Number: 4

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

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5 Words: Better on the second viewing.
1 Number: 7

Smart People

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5 Words: Smart people are really depressing.
1 Number: 4

You Don't Mess with the Zohan

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5 Words:  Chocked full of hummus jokes.
1 Number: 4

Leatherheads

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5 Words: Dull, redundant... also: dull, redundant.
1 Number: 2

The Love Guru

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5 Words: Not a single chuckle involved.
1 Number: 2

Redbelt

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5 Words:  Karate Kid all growns up!
1 Number: 9

The Golden Compass

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5 Words: ...I'm tired of CGI animals.
1 Number: 4

Step Into Liquid

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5 Words: Surfers have hard-ons for themselves.
1 Number: 3

Speed Racer

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5 Words: Mediocre story with seizure-inducing action.
1 Number: 5

Wall-E

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5 Words: Beautiful robots, you bore children.
1 Number: 7

The Happening

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5 Words:  Like they say... shit happens.
1 Number: 4

Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

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5 Words: Such high hopes -- thoroughly dashed.
1 Number: 2

Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle

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5 Words: Raunchy, childish yet surprisingly decent.
1 Number: 6

Hancock

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5 Words:  Wow... Hollywood can keep secrets.
1 Number: 7

Tropic Thunder

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5 Words: Less funny as time passes.
1 Number: 6

The Dark Knight

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5 Words: Comic movies just got legit.
1 Number: 9

Wanted

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5 Words:  Decent action -- not much more.
1 Number: 6

The Bank Job

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5 Words: More than a simple robbery.
1 Number: 7

Control

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5 Words: Only for Joy Division fanatics.
1 Number: 5

Rocket Science

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5 Words: Moments of genius. Lackluster finale.
1 Number: 7