Charlie Wilson's War

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5 Words: Like the Afghan War -- forgettable.
1 Number: 6

Stardust

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5 Words: Neverending Story meets Princess Bride.
1 Number: 7

The Brave One

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5 Words: Only the brave should watch.
1 Number: 4

No Country for Old Men

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5 Words: This movie for all men! (...that's "men" in the all-inclusive, non-sexist, Chris doesn't has space to put "and women" sense.)
1 Number: 9

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

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5 Words: Thirty minutes of solid screaming!
1 Number: 6

Paris, Je T'Aime

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5 Words: Four stories: fantastique. Fourteen: merde.
1 Number: 6

Juno

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5 Words: One witty line too many.
1 Number: 6

Waitress

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5 Words: Not made for my demographic.
1 Number: 5

I Am Legend

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5 Words: Zombified Cast Away. Haphazard denouement.
1 Number: 7

Tarnation

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5 Words: Tiresome family slideshow... on crack.
1 Number: 3

Pumping Iron

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5 Words: Terminator vs. The Incredible Hulk!

1 Number: 7

Rescue Dawn

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5 Words: Awkwardly forced but mostly captivating.

1 Number: 6

Talk to Me

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5 Words: All talk - not much walk.

1 Number: 5