Sunday, August 31, 2008

The Happening


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5 Words:  Like they say... shit happens.
1 Number: 4
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Saturday, August 30, 2008

Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay


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5 Words: Such high hopes -- thoroughly dashed.
1 Number: 2
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Friday, August 29, 2008

Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle


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5 Words: Raunchy, childish yet surprisingly decent.
1 Number: 6
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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Hancock


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5 Words:  Wow... Hollywood can keep secrets.
1 Number: 7
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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Tropic Thunder


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5 Words: Less funny as time passes.
1 Number: 6
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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

The Dark Knight

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5 Words: Comic movies just got legit.
1 Number: 9
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Monday, August 25, 2008

Wanted

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5 Words:  Decent action -- not much more.
1 Number: 6
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Sunday, August 24, 2008

The Bank Job

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5 Words: More than a simple robbery.
1 Number: 7
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Saturday, August 23, 2008

Control

5 Words: Only for Joy Division fanatics.
1 Number: 5
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Friday, August 22, 2008

Rocket Science

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5 Words: Moments of genius. Lackluster finale.
1 Number: 7
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Thursday, August 21, 2008

Lars and the Real Girl

5 Words: "Unrealistic" is a complete understatement.
1 Number: 4
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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Hard Eight

5 Words: Disappointingly dull for Mr. Anderson
1 Number: 2
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Tuesday, August 19, 2008

The Child

5 Words: Modern 400 Blows... with kidnapping
1 Number: 6
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Monday, August 18, 2008

Eagle vs. Shark

5 Words: Napoleon Dynamite... the Kiwi version.
1 Number: 5
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Sunday, August 17, 2008

Across the Universe

5 Words: Michael Jackson is to blame.
1 Number: 4
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Saturday, August 16, 2008

Hitman

5 Words: Video game movies... never satisfying.
1 Number: 3
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Friday, August 15, 2008

Southland Tales

5 Words: A bizarre retardation on display.
1 Number: 1
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Thursday, August 14, 2008

Persepolis

5 Words: Stylistically novel but slightly pretentious.
1 Number: 6
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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Mr. Brooks

5 Words: Worst movie of the decade?
1 Number: 1
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Tuesday, August 12, 2008

The Darjeeling Limited

5 Words: Another beautifully crafted, meandering tale.
1 Number: 8
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Monday, August 11, 2008

In the Name of the King - A Dungeon Siege Tale

5 Words: Poor film making at best.
1 Number: 2
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Sunday, August 10, 2008

The Other Boleyn Girl

5 Words: One long mind-numbing history lesson.
1 Number: 5
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Saturday, August 9, 2008

I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With

5 Words: I've seen worse indie movies.
1 Number: 6
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Tell No One

5 Words: A French Fugitive, Hitchcockian style.
1 Number: 9
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Friday, August 8, 2008

Blade Runner (The Final Cut)

5 Words: Fantastic futuristic noir - 80s style.
1 Number: 7
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Thursday, August 7, 2008

The Ruins

5 Words: Evil plants... really?! How disappointing.
1 Number: 3
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Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Iron Man

5 Words: The best Marvel movie yet!
1 Number: 8
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Flawless

5 Words: Demi Moore is completely flawful.
1 Number: 4
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Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

5 Words: One saving grace: the songs.
1 Number: 5
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Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Beowulf

5 Words: A whole lot of Unnecessary.
1 Number: 4
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Monday, August 4, 2008

10,000 BC

5 Words: Action for a Neanderthal's IQ.
1 Number: 6
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The Savages

5 Words: Theater people shouldn't make movies.
1 Number: 3
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