Pineapple Express

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5 Words: Stoner action -- not my genre.
1 Number: 4

Short Cuts

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5 Words: Humdrum adult relationship drama drivel.
1 Number: 3

Shaolin Soccer

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5 Words: Rich world of zany ninja-soccer.
1 Number: 6

Hellboy II: The Golden Army

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5 Words: Beautiful effects... but apathetic story.
1 Number: 5

21

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5 Words: About 45 minutes too long.
1 Number: 5

Made

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5 Words: Vince Vaughn is almost insufferable.
1 Number: 4

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

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5 Words: Better on the second viewing.
1 Number: 7

Smart People

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5 Words: Smart people are really depressing.
1 Number: 4

You Don't Mess with the Zohan

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5 Words:  Chocked full of hummus jokes.
1 Number: 4

Leatherheads

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5 Words: Dull, redundant... also: dull, redundant.
1 Number: 2

The Love Guru

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5 Words: Not a single chuckle involved.
1 Number: 2

Redbelt

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5 Words:  Karate Kid all growns up!
1 Number: 9

The Golden Compass

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5 Words: ...I'm tired of CGI animals.
1 Number: 4

Step Into Liquid

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5 Words: Surfers have hard-ons for themselves.
1 Number: 3

Speed Racer

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5 Words: Mediocre story with seizure-inducing action.
1 Number: 5

Wall-E

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5 Words: Beautiful robots, you bore children.
1 Number: 7