Friday, May 23, 2008

Lust, Caution

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5 Words: Disturbing lust, please take caution.
1 Number: 4

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Death at a Funeral

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5 Words: (Little People + Hallucinogenics) x Death = Comedy
1 Number: 7

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Where in the World Is Osama Bin Laden?

5 Words: Needs a Super-sized plot focus.
1 Number: 4

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

5 Words: My favorite TV stars deliver!
1 Number: 9

Into the Wild

5 Words: Didn't want it to end.
1 Number: 8

No End in Sight

5 Words: Thorough documentation of criminal incompetence.
1 Number: 8

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Curse of the Golden Flower

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5 Words: Sub-par subterfuge and ninja porn.
1 Number: 3

Monday, February 25, 2008

The Ten

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5 Words: 3 of 10 ain't bad.
1 Number: 3

Death Sentence


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5 Words: So bad it's almost good.
1 Number: 1

American Gangster

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5 Words: No disappointments... no surprises either.
1 Number: 7